“Newsroom” Satire

If you’re a fan of “Newsroom” (and I am), you’ll find lots to laugh at in this satire of the show set in a fast food restaurant.

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Happy Birthday Leonardo da Vinci

Leonardo da Vinci portraitOne of the greatest inventive, scientific and artistic minds of all time, Leonardo da Vinci, was born on this date in 1452. When I visited France in 2007, a major highlight of the visit was touring da Vinci’s final home in Clos Lucé near the king’s residence at the royal Château d’Amboise.

Last night my friend Kirk sent me an email about da Vinci that he received from Marc Cenedella, Founder of The Ladders (a self-described “job-matching service for career-driven professionals”) which contains a resume da Vinci sent at age 30 and the translation of the resume. It’s very interesting and I thought I’d share the resume and Cenedella’s email contents with you as well. Cenedella’s words are in blue, while the translation is italicized.

Before he was famous, before he painted the Mona Lisa and the Last Supper, before he invented the helicopter, before he drew the most famous image of man, before he was all of these things, Leonardo da Vinci was an armorer, a weapons guy, a maker of things that go “boom”.

And, like you, he had to put together a resume to get his next gig. So in 1482, at the age of 30, he wrote out a letter and a list of his capabilities and sent it off to Ludovico il Moro, Duke of Milan.

So to celebrate Leonardo’s birthday tomorrow on April 15th, I’d like to share his wonderful resume with you.

Leonardo da Vinci resume

The translation of this letter is quite remarkable:

“Most Illustrious Lord, Having now sufficiently considered the specimens of all those who proclaim themselves skilled contrivers of instruments of war, and that the invention and operation of the said instruments are nothing different from those in common use: I shall endeavor, without prejudice to any one else, to explain myself to your Excellency, showing your Lordship my secret, and then offering them to your best pleasure and approbation to work with effect at opportune moments on all those things which, in part, shall be briefly noted below.

  1. I have a sort of extremely light and strong bridges, adapted to be most easily carried, and with them you may pursue, and at any time flee from the enemy; and others, secure and indestructible by fire and battle, easy and convenient to lift and place. Also methods of burning and destroying those of the enemy.

  2. I know how, when a place is besieged, to take the water out of the trenches, and make endless variety of bridges, and covered ways and ladders, and other machines pertaining to such expeditions.

  3. If, by reason of the height of the banks, or the strength of the place and its position, it is impossible, when besieging a place, to avail oneself of the plan of bombardment, I have methods for destroying every rock or other fortress, even if it were founded on a rock, etc.

  4. Again, I have kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; and with these I can fling small stones almost resembling a storm; and with the smoke of these cause great terror to the enemy, to his great detriment and confusion.

  5. And if the fight should be at sea I have kinds of many machines most efficient for offense and defense; and vessels which will resist the attack of the largest guns and powder and fumes.

  6. I have means by secret and tortuous mines and ways, made without noise, to reach a designated spot, even if it were needed to pass under a trench or a river.

  7. I will make covered chariots, safe and unattackable, which, entering among the enemy with their artillery, there is no body of men so great but they would break them. And behind these, infantry could follow quite unhurt and without any hindrance.

  8. In case of need I will make big guns, mortars, and light ordnance of fine and useful forms, out of the common type.

  9. Where the operation of bombardment might fail, I would contrive catapults, mangonels, trabocchi, and other machines of marvellous efficacy and not in common use. And in short, according to the variety of cases, I can contrive various and endless means of offense and defense.

  10. In times of peace I believe I can give perfect satisfaction and to the equal of any other in architecture and the composition of buildings public and private; and in guiding water from one place to another.

  11. I can carry out sculpture in marble, bronze, or clay, and also I can do in painting whatever may be done, as well as any other, be he who he may.

Again, the bronze horse may be taken in hand, which is to be to the immortal glory and eternal honor of the prince your father of happy memory, and of the illustrious house of Sforza.

And if any of the above-named things seem to anyone to be impossible or not feasible, I am most ready to make the experiment in your park, or in whatever place may please your Excellency – to whom I commit myself with the utmost humility, etc.”

What a fantastic piece of personal marketing! There’s none of his famous backwards-mirror writing here – this letter was intended to be read and to persuade.

I’m a hopeless pedantic, so here’s what I think we can learn from Leonardo’s resume:

You’ll notice he doesn’t recite past achievements. He doesn’t mention the painting of the altarpiece for the Chapel of St Bernard; he doesn’t provide a laundry list of past bombs he’s built; he doesn’t cite his prior employment in artist Andrea di Cione’s studio.

No, he does none of these things, because those would be about his achievements, not the Duke’s needs.

Instead, he sells his prospective employer on what Leonardo can do for him.

Now imagine being the Duke of Milan and receiving this magnificent letter from the young prodigy of Florence. The specific descriptives paint a vivid picture of siege engines and bombardments and mortars and trench-draining and bridges to defeat the enemy. You can imagine the scenes that ran through the Duke’s head as he held this letter in his hands and read through Leonardo da Vinci’s bold statements of capabilities.

What Renaissance Duke wouldn’t want “kinds of mortars; most convenient and easy to carry; [that] can fling small stones almost resembling a storm”? Sounds pretty enticing.

And that’s exactly what your resume needs to do, too. Not the laundry list / standard bio that talks about you, but the marketing piece that talks about the benefits to your future employer and how you fit into his or her needs and desires.

So it turns out that even on his 562nd birthday, this remarkable fellow Leonardo da Vinci is teaching us about the future.

What a genius…

What a genius, indeed!

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National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day

On April 8, 2014, President Barack Obama signed the official documents proclaiming April 9, 2014 as National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day. Today, Cindy, her mom and dad, and I attended the National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day ceremony at the Orlando Veterans Administration Health Center in Baldwin Park.

April 9th is used as the date of recognition in honor of the day in 1942 when United States forces were surrendered on the Bataan Peninsula in the Philippines and the infamous Bataan Death March took place.

One of the most interesting parts of the event was The Missing Man Table Ceremony conducted by the Timber Creek Air Force Junior ROTC Honor Guard . I took this photo beforehand and I’m glad I did because once I saw how it was being conducted, I did not want to disrupt the solemn ceremony.

Missing Man Table Ceremony
The first 4 minutes of this video are very similar to the ceremony we saw:

I tease my father-in-law sometimes (and he graciously allows me to do so), but I have always held the utmost respect for his service to our country and the sacrifice he and his family made while he was a Prisoner Of War in Vietnam for 6 ½ years. I was honored to attend this National Former Prisoner of War Recognition Day event today with him.

Here are some other photos I took at the ceremony.

The Timber Creek Air Force Junior ROTC Honor Guard perform the Parading of the Colors.

The Timber Creek Air Force Junior ROTC Honor Guard perform the Parading of the Colors.

The former POW's who were in attendance at today's recognition ceremony. My father-in-law is the 4th from the left.

The former POW’s who were in attendance at today’s recognition ceremony. My father-in-law is the 4th from the left.

Some of the former POW's pose with members of the Timber Creek Air Force Junior ROTC Honor Guard.

Some of the former POW’s pose with members of the Timber Creek Air Force Junior ROTC Honor Guard.

 

 

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Ken Burns Speaks About National Parks At Rollins College

Last Monday night Cindy and I joined approximately 2,000 other folks at the Alfond Sports Center on the campus of Rollins College to hear celebrated director and producer of documentary films Ken Burns speak on the subject of our National Parks.

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As lovers and supporters of National Parks, and having the distinct pleasure of living in our little log cabin right next to the edge of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, Cindy and I were excited to hear the presentation.

We also had the unexpected pleasure of running into our friend Art, who saw us walk in and raced down from his seat to say “Hi” to us. Art built his own, and I mean built his own cabin by hand, not far from ours on the same mountain.

Burns spoke for approximately 90 minutes about his experiences over the years of traveling to and filming in the country’s 58 National Parks, regaling us with stories from his own youth and those of his children as they searched for the stories and history of the National Parks program. Having visited Glacier, Yellowstone and the Great Smoky Mountains National Parks myself, it was a real thrill to hear him mention some of the same magnificent sections of those parks that I had seen.

Ken Burns at Rollins COllege

Afterward, he spent about 30 minutes answering questions from the audience and sharing further inside stories relating to his other documentaries.

Crowd at Alfond Sports Center to hear Ken Burns

If you ever have the opportunity to hear Ken Burns speak, about any of his documentary subjects, I heartily recommend you do so.

Close up of Ken Burns speaking at Rollins College

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Is This The Best Mailman Note Ever?

I’d do it for a Butterfinger! That’s my favorite candy bar.

According to reports, it worked.

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Visiting My Brother In Clearwater

Last Saturday Cindy and I drove from Orlando to Clearwater to spend the day visiting with my younger brother, Mark, and my niece, Diana.

I hadn’t seen Mark since our last get together in Manhattan on March 10, 2013 and I’m not even going to guess how much longer it had been since he and Cindy last saw each other, so It was a long overdue visit.

We arrived at Mark’s beautiful home around 9:45 am and after an hour and a half or so of just relaxing and talking, we went in search of a place for lunch, ending up at a mutual favorite, Tijuana Flats.

Tijuana Flats!

Tijuana Flats!

Then we drove across the causeway to Clearwater Beach. A normal 15 minute drive took a little more than hour due to Spring Break crowds that filled the roads with traffic. But we were in no hurry and enjoyed the views and the time to talk and make fun of the other drivers and their passengers.

We stopped by Hulk Hogan’s Beach Shop, but it was closed due to an employee being rushed to the hospital with a broken arm. I guess Hulkamania got loose and ran wild on her. Then we walked over to the beach and took a few pictures while enjoying the sounds of the water and watching the beachgoers. Cindy and I agreed we’d like to return and spend a night or two at a hotel right on the beach, just not during Spring Break.

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Me standing in front of the closed-for-employee-injury Hulk Hogan Beach Shop. Glory days!

Me standing in front of the closed-for-employee-injury Hulk Hogan Beach Shop. Glory days!

Clearwater Beach on a gorgeous April day.

Clearwater Beach on a gorgeous April day.

Leaving Clearwater Beach we drove south on Gulf Boulevard to Indian Rocks Beach where Mark has some rental property. All the units were occupied so we couldn’t tour them, but we did get to see them from the outside as well as the nearby beach. My brother is becoming the combover-less Donald Trump of Pinellas County!

Mark and I as "The Boys Are Back in Town" played in the background on Clearwater Beach.

Mark and I as “The Boys Are Back in Town” played in the background on Clearwater Beach.

Taking the scenic route back to Mark’s home, we arrived just a few minutes before my niece Diana, spent about an hour chatting and catching up and then headed to dinner at a local Japanese Steak House. It was a fun experience and a delicious meal.

My beautiful niece Diana preferred NOT to be in the photo, but rather to take it.

My beautiful niece Diana preferred NOT to be in the photo, but rather to take it.

Afterward, we went back to Mark’s home, drank some excellent Scotch, laughed a whole lot and enjoyed the time we had to spend together. Too soon, it was time to leave.

 

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Daily Needs

I think I MIGHT be able to take 5% of that sleep time and move it over to Internet, lol!

Daily Needs

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This Sounds Like Cindy And Firemen

Anyone who has known my wife for any length of time knows that she has a “thing” for firemen, so I could easily see her doing this if firemen had to do mouth-to-mouth on her.

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Bella’s Third Anniversary

It was 3 years ago today that we adopted Bella into our home and lives. As I told my friend Desiree the other day over lunch; the pain of losing Wolf was still so sharp that I was not ready to open my heart again at that point, but Cindy was and so we went looking. I think we spent about 6 weeks meeting various rescue dogs and nothing seemed right until we met Bella, one of 7 or 8 (I think) rescue puppies from one litter who were being fostered in a home.

It’s hard to accurately state how much love Bella brought to us. She has been the absolute sweetest dog I have ever been around. She is gentle, loving, playful and has, just by her presence, brought so much peace and joy into our hearts and lives. I can’t imagine her not being with us.

Here are some photos of  her from that day and one from a few days ago.

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Cindy and Bella just before we took Bella home on April 12, 2011.

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Bella and I on April 12, 2011.

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Bella a few days ago enjoying the garden. She has grown into such a beautiful girl.

 

 

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The Death Of Archie Andrews

Death of Archie AndrewsArchie Andrews, comic book fandom’s favorite redheaded guy, is slated to die this July. Much like Superman, Batman, Spider-Man and I don’t know how many other iconic comic book characters, the perennial Riverdale High School student will meet his maker.

Except it won’t be the student Archie who dies, but rather his future self in a flash-forward comic book series called Life With Archie, which has been chronicling the adult life of the ginger-haired teenager for the past 5 years. The comic books detailing his adventures with Betty and Veronica, Jughead, Mr. Weatherbee and Reggie will continue, though you would think that knowing his death is coming in the next few years would cast a pall over most reader’s enjoyment.

We can take comfort in the knowledge that Archie dies a hero and the even surer knowledge that in comic books, no one ever really dies.

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