“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”

In my humble opinion, “WKRP In Cincinnati” is THE funniest TV comedy series to ever air! And the funniest episode EVER was “Turkeys Away”, which aired as the series’ Thanksgiving episode in the first season (1978).

The story premise, which was based on a real-life event that happened at radio station WQXI in Atlanta, has station owner Mr. Carlson deciding to take a more hands-on managerial approach by doing the greatest Thanksgiving promotion in radio history — dropping live turkeys from a helicopter.

While the entire episode is filled with great lines by all the cast members, the funniest line is the final one of the episode, delivered by a disheveled Mr. Carlson who in complete seriousness states, “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!”

If  you’ve never seen the show or episode, here’s a YouTube video showing the last 4 minutes of the show. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it on TV some 35 years ago, and still laugh every time I see this clip. Perhaps you will too.

In addition, here’s a fun little quiz about the whole episode that Mental Floss has created.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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Funny Snowman Prank

This guy has done this in previous years and he and his crew are back this year with a new compilation of shots where he scares unsuspecting folks walking down the streets of Boston. I laugh every time, however I worry that one day someone is going to be so startled that they break out a gun or knife and react before they can stop themselves.

Note that there is (as would be expected) some NSFW language.

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Phantom Cell Phone Vibration Syndrome

cell_phone_vibrateDoes this ever happen to  you? I carry my iPhone in a belt holster on my waist and my work Blackberry goes there as well when I’m out working. I can be sitting at my desk working or in a chair reading a book and suddenly I feel a vibration coming from the belt case on my waist. I pull out my iPhone…and there’s nothing there. No missed call. no text message, no photo arriving, no email notification…nothing. If I’m carrying both phones I check the BB and it’s the same story.

This used to happen to me when I carried a beeper (remember those?) or pager as well.

So, what causes the Phantom Cell Phone Vibration Syndrome? Mental Floss has a couple of ideas that researchers have identified as possibilities. I’m not sure that “anticipation” or “misguided sensory input” are going to turn out to be valid causes, but at least I know I’m NOT crazy and that qualified minds are looking into the matter.

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Thanksgiving Family Seating Flowchart

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Voting “No” On Airline Flight Cell Phone Conversations

Drew Sheneman, editorial cartoonist for The Star-Ledger newspaper in Newark, NJ, hits the nail on the head with his cartoon about allowing cell phone conversations on airline flights.

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I can see a jump in sales of noise-cancelling headphones or even just an increase in usage of earbuds. For me, personally, it’s bad enough when I have someone in my general vicinity on the plane who just cannot shut up talking to their seatmate. And I’m talking the “I’ve never seen you in my life but I’m going to talk to you like we’re best buddies for the entire flight” kind of talking. Now, if the FCC and/or airlines allow cell phone voice conversations, it will be, “Blah, blah, blah…can you hear me? We’re flying over Akron, the signal must be bad.” or personal conversations of the type shown in the cartoon that most people DON’T want to hear.

I always plug in my earbuds and crank the music or podcast volume up as soon as I get seated to block out most of the noise generated by Chatty Cathys of both genders and that won’t change. But I know how it is now under the current rules listening to people have cell phone conversations before take off and after landing. It’s painful to imagine how it will be if that is taking place during the entire flight.

The FCC is scheduled to vote on December 12th about whether to put the proposal out for public comment. If they do, my comment and vote will be “No!”

 

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Black Friday Death Count

black_friday_death_count325pxOther than one time early in our marriage, so that would be about 15 or 16 years ago, I have never gone anywhere near a retail establishment on “Black Friday”, and that one time was only because Cindy thought she would try it out. She quickly changed her mind and we’ve never done it since.

But there are plenty of people who LOVE to shop for the “Black Friday” deals, so much so that they will camp out in front of a store days ahead of its scheduled opening in order to be first in line; be part of a stampede through the front doors; snatch sale items out of the hands of other shoppers; and buy multiples of certain sale items so they can sell them for a profit on eBay.

Every year, usually on the “Black Friday” evening news, we hear and see stories of people being injured or killed during these store sale events. Now there’s a website that shows, since 2006, how many people have been injured or died during “Black Friday” events.

I wonder how much those numbers will change this year?

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It’s The Truth, You Know

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Conduct Yourselves Accordingly

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My Place Of Worship

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Did You Know…?

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