It’s time for “Festivus For The Rest Of Us”, at least according to the Gospel of Seinfeld, which is traditionally celebrated on December 23rd.
So drag your Festivus Pole out of the crawlspace, set the table for the Festivus Dinner, make a list for the Airing of Grievances, observe the Feats of Strength tradition by pinning the head of the household and gape in awe at the Festivus Miracles!
And if you have NO idea what I’m talking about, this short compilation of Seinfeld segments will explain it all in glorious detail.
