Getting Around The “Rules”

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Spider-Man and Spider-Baby

This is amusing.

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Unexpected Expiration

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Throwback Thursday – 1997 Return From Honeymoon

After our wedding on March 30, 1997, we returned the following week from our honeymoon in Key West. As you can see, we were all smiles. OK…I was all smiles.

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World Autism Awareness Day

Today is the 7th Annual observance of World Autism Awareness Day, declared by the United Nations in 2007. Autism organizations around the world celebrate the day with unique fundraising and awareness-raising events.

World Autism Awareness Day

As I posted yesterday, “Last week the Centers for Disease Control released new study data showing that 1 in 68 children has an autism spectrum disorder (I dislike that word), which is a 30% increase since the last study in 2008 when the rate was 1 in 88.”

When my grandson was diagnosed 11 years ago, the rate was 1 in 150, so there’s been a dramatic rise of incidence in 11 years. Part of it is due, no doubt to better recognition and reporting, but valid questions abound as to what is causing the increase. For parents, the main concern is that their children receive the help they need to adjust to a world in which they are not comfortable nor well understood. That’s where the awareness initiative comes into the picture.

One of the bright spots in recent autism reporting is that there are some employers who are seeking out autistic adults to work in their corporations, companies or small businesses. This article in the Wall Street Journal points out that a German-based software company and U.S. mortgage lender Freddie Mac actually seek out people with autism to perform detail intensive work that they typically excel at because of their tendency to be very detail oriented. And this article in Slate mentions the two companies above but also provides a sketch profile of a hedge fund founder who was diagnosed with Asperger’s syndrome and, because of his attention to detail, noticed the issues with subprime mortgages and steered his investors away from the shoddy loans. Doing so saw his investors realize gains of 489.34 percent when others were losing money.

 

If you’re not familiar with autism and what it involves, please take a few minutes on this World Autism Awareness Day to increase your knowledge and awareness. You’ll feel better for it and you’ll learn to interact better with those diagnosed on the autism spectrum.

 

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April Is National Autism Awareness Month

April is National Autism Awareness MonthThe month of April has been designated National Autism Awareness Month (World Autism Awareness Day is recognized on April 2nd each year) and awareness of this increasingly prevalent diagnosis is an important aspect of addressing the needs of those on the autism spectrum.

Last week the Centers for Disease Control released new study data showing that 1 in 68 children has an autism spectrum disorder (I dislike that word), which is a 30% increase since the last study in 2008 when the rate was 1 in 88.

That rate works out to 14.7 children per 1,000 8-year-olds, the CDC said. The data shows that autism spectrum disorders are nearly five times more common in boys than girls, and more common in white children compared to African-American or Hispanic children. There is still no definitive cause for the spectrum occurrences.

It’s important to mention again that building awareness is at the forefront of this observation each April. I used to be one of those who thought or even sometimes made statements like, “The parents need to teach that kid how to behave” or “Can’t they control that bratty kid?” and other unkind and uninformed declarations.

Autism Every MonthBut when my oldest grandson Mikey was diagnosed as being on the autism spectrum at about 18 months of age (I credit early diagnosis and intervention, along with his fantastic mother, with the amazing progress Mikey has exhibited through the years), I began my education about autism behaviors, especially those of Asperger’s Syndrome which is where Mikey was placed on the spectrum around the age of 4 or 5. Asperger’s children (and adults), or “Aspies” are on the higher functioning end of the spectrum and, while quite intelligent, have a higher than normal level of difficulty in social situations and recognizing many of the spoken, facial and/or body language cues that we all exhibit, and can display some obsessive compulsive behaviors. Mikey’s mom, contributed greatly to my education as well and kept me informed (when I could not attend myself) on the results of all of Mikey’s appointments and the things that she was learning about the spectrum.

Autism Ribbon StoryThat education helped me become so much more aware of and understanding of behaviors that previously would have aggravated me. And not only in children. Early on, it became obvious to me that one of my co-workers, a grown man with his own business, displayed all the classic behaviors of someone who would be placed on the Asperger’s portion of the spectrum. Since then I have observed at least 3 other adult co-workers that also would fit that description. What I have learned has helped me be much more understanding of behaviors that others would (and do) classify as being “weird” or “strange” because they are not aware of the autism spectrum.

So I hope you’ll use this month of April, especially, to increase your awareness of autism and your understanding of those on the spectrum.

 

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What’s With These Smart-Ass Comic Kids Today?

First we have Billy from Family Circus (dressed in a shirt, tie and pale blue sweater, of all things) casually asking his hardworking dad “Did anyone EVER think you were cool?” Dad should have replied, “Look you little yuppie wannabe, I put a roof over your head, food in  your stomach and those silly clothes on your back. I’m DAMN cool!”

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Then that little brat Dennis gives his dad a backhanded compliment, the kind that makes you feel like crap. “Hey dad, you might be a skinny little nebbish who couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag and you don’t look anything like this fine specimen of manhood on TV, but don’t worry, you’re still my hero!”

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Did You Know…?

…that on this day in 1951, the Remington Rand Corporation signed a contract to deliver the first UNIVAC computer to the U.S. Census Bureau. UNIVAC I (which stands for Universal Automatic Computer) took up 350 square feet of floor space — about the size of a one-car garage — and was the first American commercial computer. It was designed for the rapid and relatively simple arithmetic calculation of numbers needed by businesses, rather than the complex calculations required of the sciences. It was intended to compete against IBM’s punch card-reading computers, but UNIVAC read magnetic tapes, not punch cards, so a special “card to tape converter” had to be designed.

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Though the government contract was signed, and a ceremony held, on March 31, the computer wasn’t actually delivered until the following December; this was because there was only one UNIVAC I, and Remington Rand wanted to use it for demonstration purposes. So they asked for and received time to build a second computer.

 

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UNIVAC in use at the U.S. Census Bureau

The government was the first big customer of the UNIVACs, with subsequent models going to the Air Force, the Army Map Service, the Atomic Energy Commission, and the Navy. The first commercial sale was to General Electric, for their Appliance Division, followed soon after by the Metropolitan Life Insurance Company, in 1954. There were 46 UNIVAC I’s built and delivered, in all.

The computer first came to the notice of the general public in 1952, when CBS used one to predict the outcome of the presidential election. UNIVAC correctly picked Eisenhower and predicted his electoral count within 1 percent, but the network didn’t release the results until after the election was called, so as not to affect the outcome.

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Ad for UNIVAC in 1955 Time Magazine

It’s pretty incredible to think that, in little more than a half century, we have thousands of times more computing power in our smartphones than the UNIVAC had in it’s 350 square feet of floor space.

There’s an old joke that goes like this: A bunch of scientists created a huge machine capable of complex calculations and called it UNIVAC. Eager to test their invention, they asked it, “Is there a God?” The vacuum tubes hummed and the tape spools spun for several minutes. Finally, the machine spit out a little card, on which was written, “THERE IS NOW.”

Thanks to The Writer’s Almanac for portions of the above.

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The World’s Funniest Comic Book Cover

The funniest comic book cover EVER! And without even trying, lol.

If you’re not sure why it’s funny, just keep looking. It’ll come to you…

The Rifleman comic book cover

 

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How To Escape From Zip Ties

I was researching how to escape from being handcuffed and came across this “Art of Manliness” graphic showing how to escape when you’re cuffed with Zip Ties.

As you can see, these scenarios all pre-suppose you’ll be cuffed with your hands in front of you. That obviously won’t be the way it usually happens. Still, it may be helpful to some of you one day.

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